Oooooh man, I've been neglecting DeviantArt lately. Son, I am dissapoint. Or something. Hope ya'all still love me! Not that I want your love, just your hot steaming bodies. YEA BABY! Come here, you sexy, beautiful people! RAWWRRrrrr... rr... r.. hmmm, yea, ok. Back to the journal bit, mkaaay? Unless you want dirty talk. Oh yea, I know you want it! You like it filthy, dont you? Dont you?! You filthy whore! Spank my ass, harder, HARDER!

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Uhm.

So, ok! Im going to the awesome US of A again, this Friday! FUUUUCK YES! Im excited like a kid in a dirty book store! Even better, the girlfriend is coming too this time. Good stuff! LA first, then San Diego (KAWMIK KAAAAWWWNNN!!! -> more on that later), San Fransisco (roadtrip!) and ending with New York. Man, I love the States, 3rd time Im going. I wanna move there.

Anyways, more importantly:

-SATELLITE SODA at SDCC-

KAHHHH-MICK KAWHHHHNNNN!!!! TWOOO THOUSAND AND TENNN!!!!

A wise man once said that there are two given parts to any one year: San Diego Comic-Con and prepping for the next San Diego Comic-Con

It's hard to believe a whole year's already passed us by since SDCC 2009, and the birth of SatelliteSoda Artbook 2... and yet here we are, SDCC 2010 right around the corner and us going into labor with two new bouncing baby books.

SatelliteSoda Artbook 3

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SatelliteSoda Anthology

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Some thought we couldn't out do ourselves after last years Book 2. Others said we'd be mad to undertake anymore than a single 40-page book, and they certainly warned us not to do so in half the time. And yet here we stand on the precipice - our nights of endless turmoil, sacrifice, and debauchery paid off. This year we are proud to announce that we have not ONE, not THREE, but TWO new books!

And they're both about DOUBLE the length of Book 2...

With SatelliteSoda Artbook 3, we bring you more unfiltered SatelliteSoda original character goodness, provided by 30 super-talented mother f- "SHUT YO' MOUTH!" – I'm just talkin' bout the artists:

Abel Samez, Andrew "Gambear1er" Alexander, Ashleigh "Py" Hetrick, Dan Ciurczak, Daniel Alexander, Daniel "PeZ!" Lopez, David Igo, David "The_Boog" Moser, David Murdoch, Dylan Glynn, Dylan McCrae, Elisa Phillips, Enrique Corts, Fabian "Monk" Schlaga, Fazaad Feroze, Gene "Cannon Fist" D'cruze, Geoff Trebs, Ian MacDonald, Jeremy Moore, Kris Anka, Nick Losq, Pascal Brander, Raul Osorio, Sukhbir Purewal, Scott Wade, Shane Hillman, Tien "Rabbling" Hee, Toby Mobbs, Tom "Red Monkey" Jilesen, Vladimir "Novaheaven" Jean, Yuki "Gimmick" Salinas and Zach Cross

Buying this 72-page hard-cover (yes, HARD) for $20 not only bags you one awesome art book, but also snags you 2 free 11"x17" prints of your choice. Maybe we'll even throw in a free sketch if you're awesome and compliment how ridiculously good-looking we are...

On the other side of the spectrum, the SatelliteSoda Anthology is a new undertaking for the group. We've done art books, but never before have we ventured into the mystical world of story telling . Eight hand picked artisans lent their skills in order to bring the SatelliteSoda universe to life like it's never been seen before.

Ashleigh "Py" Hetrick, Dan Ciurczak, Fabian "Monk" Schlaga, Kris Anka, Kyle Foster, Pascal "Kid.Chaos" Brander, Pedro "No. 26" Delgado and Shane HIllman

Buying this 80-page soft-cover for $10 will get you a free 11"x17" print, and again, possibly more free drawlings or marker scribblings if you give us a high-fives and tickle Dan...

Also, each and every book purchased will get your name entered into a "drawing" (not to be confused with a raffle, which is apparently illegal in California) to win a HUGE original one-off collab that'll be worked on live throughout the entirety of the con by all of our artists in attendance. One day this could possibly put your kids through college… we're kinda big deals. Fabian "Monk" Schalaga and his million dollar hands will do the honors of randomly selecting the winner Sunday at 2pm sharp. If you aren't there and your name is drawn, then tough, the spoils go to the next lucky person who actually made it back – SO BE THERE!!

Now you might be asking yourself, "BUT HEY! WHERE DO I FIND YOU GUYS!?!? I WANNA HIGH-FIVE YOU AND/OR BUY YOUR SHWAG!"

Booth #233 baby... BAM!

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We'll also have awesome post-cards again with our booth information on them in case you need a friendly reminder where we're at, or in case you get lost in the sea of virgins.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING AWESOME! Haha!


People I think about at night, when I'm crying and masturbating with both hands, crying tears of joy: